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REVIEW — “Equals”
Due to Kristen Stewart’s unconvincing performance, pacing issues, and tonal issues, “Equals” is a dull futuristic take on “Romeo & Juliet.”
REVIEW — “Ghostbusters”
“It’s official. I’m making a new Ghostbusters and writing it with Katie Dippold and yes, it will star hilarious women. That’s who I’m gonna call,” wrote Bridesmaids, The Heat, and Spy director Paul Feig on October 8th, 2014, inciting an internet shit storm that would prevail for the past two …
REVIEW — “The Secret Life of Pets”
To quote Dr. Peter Venkman, “Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!” The second animated film in as many weeks to feature the voice of Albert Brooks and unlicensed animals driving trucks, The Secret Life of Pets borrows heavily from the grandfather of modern-day animated buddy comedies (Toy Story), but to less …
REVIEW — “Batman v Superman: Dawn-of Justice” Ultimate Edition Blu-ray
This article assumes you’ve seen Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, so beware of spoilers. I can’t express how badly I wanted to love Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. This was the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel coming together in live-action for the first time, and like …
REVIEW — “The BFG”
A harmless bedtime story for tender-hearted children who scare easy, The BFG marries the creative whimsy of two of the world’s most fantastical storytellers, Roald Dahl and Steven Spielberg with charming results. To quote The BFG himself, “Dreams are quick on the outside, but long on the inside.” This quote doubles as good a …
